The Procrastinator’s Guide to Easter

Dyed Easter Eggs

I’m a total procrastinator. Why do something now when it can be done later? This allows me to do something right now that I want to do. Like watch something on my DVR. Don’t hate. You know you do it too. So it should come as no surprise to you that I haven’t planned a thing for Easter.

Scratch that.

I do have one thing done. Hershey was so kind as to send me an Easter Basket full of delicious candy. Which I received and put up in my closet so the kids won’t see it.

Hershey's Easter Basket

So what do us procrastinators do about yet another holiday? It seems like this one is a big one for a lot of families. We tend to downplay most holidays and just do something small. My kids will most likely wear their purple Christmas dresses (I purposely bought them in a spring-ish color so they could wear them multiple times) and we will most likely have a meal together. What else is on my procrastinator’s list? Well have a look. Here are some last minute, easy ideas to celebrate Easter with your kids. Over achievers need not apply here. This is for us simple and sweet folks.

1. Die Easter Eggs Die!

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Um, ok that’s meant to be dye. I love homophones. And yes I had to look that word up because I don’t actually know all that English jargon by heart, even though a good friend of mine is a high school English teacher. Sorry Kris.

Ok, dyeing Easter Eggs! Yes, I know this one may be obvious. It may sound messy. It does not have to be. I found a good tip over at Parent Hacks to use a muffin tin for the dye. It works spectacularly. We did this activity last night while my husband made dinner. And by “made dinner” I mean he followed the directions on the back of a hamburger helper box. He’s totally gourmet that way. So it took all of 15 minutes. My finger tips are still slightly green. You gotta make sacrifices folks.

2. Easy and cheap Easter Basket

Easter Basket

I’ve already admitted to you that I received a basket chock full of candy from Hershey. So you could say I’ve already cheated a little. But I have two kids. The smaller one, the 18 month old, will NOT find it humorous if the 3.5 year old gets candy and she doesn’t. She has just learned recently how to slam her hand down and say “NO!” which makes me laugh every time. I anticipate the absence of her Easter Basket candy would not only solicit a few “NO!” hand slams but also a knock down, drag-out wrestling match between the two girls over a peanut butter egg. This, you might think, would be hilarious and probably get 10,000 views on You Tube. I may do it for that purpose. However, having a second Easter Basket to introduce after the viral wrestling video shoot would probably be a good idea.

Ok, you know how I am about spending on useless crap. So here is what I plan to do… use pirate’s booty as the grass. Reuse a basket from last year. Purchase some frosted sugar cookies from the bakery section (you know the kind that have a ridiculously perfect look to them even though you’re sure they’ve been sitting out for 2 weeks?) and split a bag of the candy up between the two. Voila! They will be so excited.

I wonder if I should have a jello pool ready for the toddler wrestling match? Hmm. Probably not. Ok. I’m just joking people. Mostly.

I know a lot of people will make a huge deal about Easter Baskets. If you want some ideas from the Hershey site you can view a video here with ideas from mommy bloggers. I feel like such an a**hole mom when I hear all the work they put into it. We just find simple and small works best for us.

3. Easy Easter Egg Hunt

Those plastic eggs drive me batty. Not only do the egg halves linger around my house forever with no visible match, they also are incredibly painful to step on when you’re trying to rush to the bathroom to pee because you just sneezed. (Yes, I’m 6 months pregnant. Yes this is a problem only us preggos have. Suck it.)

The easy Easter Egg Hunt is the one that is done inside your house with wrapped chocolate eggs. You take a bag of chocolate eggs, preferably a kind that you enjoy because, let’s face it, you are going to eat most of them eventually, and you hide them around your house.

This is what my parents did for us when I was a kid and I remember it being awesome. My sister and I used to sleep in the living room with hopes of spying the Easter Bunny in the night hiding the eggs. For my sister, she’s an incredibly smart engineer by the way, this actually happened and to this day she swears she saw the Easter Bunny’s foot. Mmmm hmmm. For me, it was more about knowing where to find the eggs. I sleep like the dead so I never gained any advantage. It was still fun. And we ate the rewards! No ridiculous plastic eggs lying around.

4. Easter Dinner

If you’re attending a family dinner and have to bring something, I would suggest volunteering to bring the rolls and a dessert. Rolls can be purchased pretty cheaply and dessert can be break and bake cookies! Or if you feel ambitious (why are you reading this post if you’re ambitious?  Get out of here you overachiever!) Then I suppose you could make something awesome like Dirt Pudding. It is great for crowds and I promise you people will ask you for the recipe. It’s easy to throw together last minute too. (side note: I do NOT put it in a flower pot or serve it with a shovel. 9×13 lasagna pan works great but we’ve already established that you’re a brown-noser so go ahead with the shovel just don’t do the gummy worms that some people do. That just ruins it.) Another one I’ve seen done really easily is put cans of corn in your crock pot with a stick of butter and a stick of cream cheese. It is ridonkulous.

If you’re like us, and you don’t live near family, then you’re doing Easter Dinner all by your lonesome. This still does not have to be hard. Roast Chicken is always my favorite for Sundays and looks incredibly hard but is actually ridiculously easy. Mashed potatoes and a vegetable, like green beans, are also done pretty quickly. Make a sauce with the chicken drippings and voilà! Serve with something fun like milk with a little food coloring in it or pink lemonade.

Here’s my Roast Chicken recipe for you:

Take a roasting chicken. Slather it in olive oil and rotisserie spice. Cut a lemon in half and shove into the cavity. (Remove the giblets obviously). Put in the oven at 400° for 1 hr. If you want the full tutorial there are tons out there. Everyone has an opinion on how to do this. I find it is best to just keep it simple.

There. Dinner is done. Sit back and reap the rewards in the form of back rubs and “hooray for mom!” bursts. Or, if you’re like us, do the awkward clean-up dish dance with your husband and hopefully retire to the couch while he cleans up.

Did I cover everything? Good. Now go back to the DVR.

Disclosure: I was invited by Hershey’s to create an Easter basket online and have it sent to me. I did not turn this opportunity down because, hello?, free candy. They did not ask me to post about it or compensate me in any other way. You can view their site here: CelebrateWithHersheys.com

3 thoughts on “The Procrastinator’s Guide to Easter

  1. I love this as usual! You are so…cool! Love you bunches! Had some great belly laughs. Needed that. Today I take grandmother to the oncologist!

    Sent from my HTC One™ X, an AT&T 4G LTE smartphone

  2. Our Easter Baskets were re-used every year as a kid. Cheap plastic ones too, come to think of it. My mom probably had to take great care in packing them away each year along with her home-made house decorations so they would last. The baskets were hidden by the “Easter Bunny” just like the eggs in the house — the baskets were the hardest to find.
    It’s not about spending a ton of money; it’s about creating family memories and traditions. It was not until much later in life that I realized I didn’t grow up with as much money as my friends’ families. Our home was always rich in fun and love and awesome creative traditions – and, to a kid, that is what matters.

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